NSFW Reddit!
We don't know what the weather is like in your neck of the woods, but here at Page3 Mojo, it's cold. Really, really cold. Like super-duper cold. The only thing keeping us from a hypothermia-induced demise is to dream about escaping to a warm tropical climate with someone like, say, Teagan Presley, and imagine we're stranded in one of those hazy, slow motion sequences where she has her way with us in the sand and surf, just like in one of those island movies we're always hearing about. In fact, if we close our eyes and concentrate, we can almost see it now ...
