Britney Spears Makes Fans really Horny

Since Adnan scored the Britney Jackpot,The ultimate question to his pap pals and some loony fans is WTF it's not me.I should win the jackpot too.So when Brit's out and about this time around,One pap was telling Britney to sleep with him and he's good in the sack.Another fan,who apparently got both of his balls firmly in hand,was fearsome-insistently begging Brit for a date with his myspace account and some lollypop shit like "My mom loves you,Britney".It's a pure mess.I am amazed some people with less functional brains among us can sink this low.And it's lower than BritLow.

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Britney's Pussy's bleeding

Bloody hell! What does it take to prove to people that Britney is NOT pregnant?! We told y'all those pix of her shopping for pregnancy tests were a set up, but we've got the proof!!!

Check out the photographic evidence, if you dare!
Warning: these pictures are not safe for work AND incredibly nasty!

Check out these pix of Britney leaving Kitson last night...

Is that...

...BLOODY HELL!

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Britney's Pap-saviour got papped himself

(As always the paparazzi were on her trail and on hand to give her a lift. Britney hitched a ride with Photog Fabricio Mariotto who drove her back to her LA pad)
Brit's got golden touch.ADNAN GHALIB only came to America to be a well-paid professional celebrity stalker but ended up becoming the global gossip poster boy of the moment by hooking up Crazed Brit.So here's another pap who offer Brit a ride home last nite when she's got a flat tire.He's got a name now.If you give a f**k,his name is Fabricio Mariotto.He looks quite confused in the pic while himself became the subject of his pap colleague:this is absurd,I am a pap and I'm being papped right now.I'm happy for Brit though.She will never be Diana as some lame as$ claimed.Diana hated Paps and she's loving it.She's making friends with enemies.If I'm a pap,I'd love her 2.She makes me feel so leveled up.I'd do anything for her.I'd be her entourage.I'd go to McDonald's Driv-Tru to buy happy meals for her.I'd buy Starbucks for her 2.I'd fill her car 4 her 2.She could ask me to do her laundry. She could ask me to water her garden.I made a career out of stalking her and she still see no devil in me.How can't you not love her 4 that?This woman has a heart as golden as gold.If I'm a pap,I'd stalk Brit only.I'm not only making $200,000 a year off her back but could fancing marrying her so-so-rich as$ and become a golddigger instead.Damn,Hollywood so should make this pap-love a romcom.

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Birthday girl Britney parties with Paris and da bitch is knocked up again

Last night Two Of HollyWood's Biggest crotch Flashers, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, reunited at the Scandinavian Style Mansion -- but this time, the only flashing came from photogs!
It's da bitch's birthday. Britney's 26 ya'll, getting old and ugly. Da Bitch should just totally forget her flopped pop career and be a street hooker instead, at least where she's at it, she looks the part:


Rumor has it: PopWreck Btitz's knocked up again! Bitch just can't give her hole a break, the last thing this world of insanity needs right now is yet another Britney Baby. Probably the bitch realizes she can't use her washed-up junk music to conquer the world like last time around and she now hope that her vagina can produce enough army to take over the world.

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Britney Spears protected by a new bodyguard

Britney Spears continues to be protected by a new bodyguard, a good thing. She's also being chauffeured around by a driver, another good thing.

Hopefully these little changes will make a BIG difference in her life.

Slowly, the mother of two seems to be returning back to "normal."

None other than our very own colorist and friend, Kim Vo, paid a visit to Brit Brit at her home on Thursday, where he lightened her hair up a bit. Maybe it's a reflection of a lightening mood in her life!

Spears quietly sneaked out of her home on Friday and went on a little shopping trip. She later hit up her favorite dance studio, Millennium, for some healthy exercise - a good thing.

Meanwhile, Brit's father, Jamie Spears, is taking his conservatorship of his daughter seriously and seriously trying to make sure she gets better (and making changes accordingly).

Poppa Jamie has fired Spears' business manager, Howard Grossman, presumably because of his buddy buddy relationship with the shady Osama Lutfi.

In other Britney developments, her lawyers at Trope & Trope have once again been asked to be removed from her custody case.

That will be determined at a hearing scheduled for March 10th.

The weekend is here now and hopefully Britney will take it easy. Take it easy, girl.

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