Last night Two Of HollyWood's Biggest crotch Flashers, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, reunited at the Scandinavian Style Mansion -- but this time, the only flashing came from photogs!
It's da bitch's birthday. Britney's 26 ya'll, getting old and ugly. Da Bitch should just totally forget her flopped pop career and be a street hooker instead, at least where she's at it, she looks the part:
Rumor has it: PopWreck Btitz's knocked up again! Bitch just can't give her hole a break, the last thing this world of insanity needs right now is yet another Britney Baby. Probably the bitch realizes she can't use her washed-up junk music to conquer the world like last time around and she now hope that her vagina can produce enough army to take over the world.
It's da bitch's birthday. Britney's 26 ya'll, getting old and ugly. Da Bitch should just totally forget her flopped pop career and be a street hooker instead, at least where she's at it, she looks the part:
Rumor has it: PopWreck Btitz's knocked up again! Bitch just can't give her hole a break, the last thing this world of insanity needs right now is yet another Britney Baby. Probably the bitch realizes she can't use her washed-up junk music to conquer the world like last time around and she now hope that her vagina can produce enough army to take over the world.