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Friday, 18 January 2008
Britney Spears Makes Fans really Horny
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Britney's Pussy's bleeding
Check out the photographic evidence, if you dare!
Warning: these pictures are not safe for work AND incredibly nasty!
...BLOODY HELL!
Read More......Friday, 11 January 2008
Prince William dumped his girlfriend's ass on birthday
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Here is the tasteless elaboration about Kate's lonesome B-day:
Prince William, like his brother Harry, is known to love a good party but he was nowhere in sight for his own girlfriend's birthday bash.
William was noticeably absent from Kate Middleton's 26th birthday celebrations on Wednesday but the woman many tip to become his bride did not let his no-show hold her back.
Kate managed to fit in a party at her plush Chelsea flat with family and friends and then headed out for dinner before moving on to a club, where she stayed well into the small hours.
(They are hotly tipped to soon become engaged but Kate flies solo on her birthday while William takes to the skies on a pilot training course in Lincolnshire)
Presumably eager to extend her birthday as long as possible, she ended up staying out until almost 3am with her younger sister Pippa.
No doubt the two Princes would have been proud of her efforts - although for her at least there were no drunken pictures nor any rucking on the pavement with the paparazzi.
She instead looked enviously elegant throughout the evening, wearing a fitted cream, calf-length coat with large black buttons and pointed, black high heels.
(The Middletons en masse: Kate and sister Pippa headed out for dinner with their parents Carole and Michael before hitting the town until the early hours)
Sister Pippa looked strikingly similar - albeit in a red checked, calf-length coat and dangly earrings and sporting a deep tan in comparison to her sister's English rose complexion.
Their parents Carole and Michael joined the pair for dinner at Tom Aitkens restaurant in Chelsea but left their daughters to it at midnight when they dropped them off at Kitts Club in Sloane Square.
The club is a favourite haunt of the Sloane set and celebrities such as Noel Gallagher and Girls Aloud.
It was during Kate's temporary split from William last year that saw Pippa become a regular fixture at her sister's side and the pair looked closer than ever last night despite her reunion with the Prince.
One of the rumoured reasons for the break-up last April was William's dedication to his army career, to the exclusion of his relationship with Kate.
And true to form, he could not make her birthday because he has just begun a four-month Royal Air Force pilot training course at RAF Cranwell in Lincolnshire.
But clearly this did little to dint Kate's party spirit, as she was all smiles on the night - giving a cheeky grin to waiting photograpers at the Chelsea restarant and then a huge, broad smile on leaving Kitts.
(Sisters are doing it for themselves: Kate and Pippa are all smiles as they leave London's Kitts Club, a haunt favoured by Noel Gallagher and Girls Aloud)
It might just end up being her last birthday as a single girl - with the rumour mill once again rumbling that an imminent royal engagement is on the cards.
Speculation has been fuelled by reports that Kate is to be assigned her own bodyguards to assimilate her further into the royal household.
It is thought she will now be guarded 24-hours a day in her own right, instead of only having round-the-clock protection when she is with William.
(Side by side: Kate and William split up briefly last year but are now back together amid speculation of a royal engagement later this year)
Wednesday, 9 January 2008
Girl, 18, confesses in TV documentary: 'I've slept with 50 men in TWO years'
However, the unemployed 18-year-old admits to another, horrifying, "hobby".
Since losing her virginity at 16, this young girl claims to have had sex with at least 50 men she picked up on the internet.
She confesses to not using condoms or other contraceptives during many of her sexual encounters with strangers and claims most were "over in a minute".
Miss Tunney, from Dagenham, Essex, can give the first names of 36 of her partners but the rest have been forgotten - or never known.
She explains with a shrug: "When you sleep with so many, you kind of lose count."
The appalling picture of soulless - and reckless - promiscuity among Britain's youth was revealed in a BBC3 documentary series last night.
In Sex ..... With Mum and Dad, Miss Tunney confesses her sexual tally to her shocked mother, Debbie, but insisted that many girls of her age "slept around", adding: "Girls around here do it all the time."
(A revealing picture of Cheryl Tunney on an internet social networking site)
The youngster told her 45-year-old mother, who is separated from Cheryl's father, how she picked up men, including a drug dealer, by trawling online dating and networking sites in internet cafes.
Miss Tunney's own listing on Britain's most popular social network website, Bebo, which has 11 million users, most of them teenagers, shows her posing suggestively in a bikini.
Her description of herself tells its own story: "hiya every! my names cheryl im 17 frm essex. im a big mcfly fan as u guessed bt i also like rnb and hip hop. i easy going so if ya wana chat message me and i will reply. luv ya all x x x"
She has 249 "friends" listed - most of them men - including "Jordan" who messaged her to say "yer bbz [babes] your bangin, idd shag ya add me if ya intrested" and Squeak who tells her "hey your hot".
In the documentary, which brings children and parents together for a frank discussion about sex in a bid to mend relationships between the generations, the teenager admitted that some internet contacts asked her to have sex without preamble.
One simply asked: "Do you want to meet for a sh*g?" but she claimed she often made dates and then stood the men up.
Miss Tunney said: "I stated using dating sites with my friends at about the age of 14. We would bunk off school and go to the internet cafe and just flirt with boys online.
"The first time I went to meet one of them we were both 14, but my mum went along with me. I didn't lose my virginity until I was 16 but I have now had about 50 partners."
Miss Tunney added: "That does seem quite a lot in two years."
Ms Tunney has said she will no longer visit internet dating sites
In a televised confrontation with her mother, the teenager drew a series of stick men to represent her dozens of partners and appeared shocked when Debbie Tunney revealed she had only had three sexual partners in her life.
The 18-year-old said: "We had to write our numbers on a board for the show and the initial for each partner's name. I couldn't believe my mum had only had sex with three men.
"It made my number seem really high and it was worse because I could only remember about 40 of their names. I have decided not to sleep around any more."
Astonishingly, given her admission that she did not always use condoms, the young woman tested negative for sexually transmitted diseases.
She said: "That is so weird. How did that happen?"
During sessions with Dutch sexologist Maria Schopman, Miss Tunney claimed she was promiscuous because she was lonely after her parents split up three years ago and was unable to talk about her feelings.
Mother and daughter say they have no regrets about revealing such intimate details on the show but Miss Tunney admitted she was slightly 'nervous' about the reaction.
She said: "I am nervous - I don't want people to think badly of me - but the show had quite a positive effect on me and my relationship with my mum.
"She still doesn't want me sleeping with lots of men and I don't want to, so we get on a lot better.
"I haven't been near an internet dating site since filming the programme. I now want to concentrate on my life an my future and try to make a career in hairdressing.Britney's Pap-saviour got papped himself
(As always the paparazzi were on her trail and on hand to give her a lift. Britney hitched a ride with Photog Fabricio Mariotto who drove her back to her LA pad)
Brit's got golden touch.ADNAN GHALIB only came to America to be a well-paid professional celebrity stalker but ended up becoming the global gossip poster boy of the moment by hooking up Crazed Brit.So here's another pap who offer Brit a ride home last nite when she's got a flat tire.He's got a name now.If you give a f**k,his name is Fabricio Mariotto.He looks quite confused in the pic while himself became the subject of his pap colleague:this is absurd,I am a pap and I'm being papped right now.I'm happy for Brit though.She will never be Diana as some lame as$ claimed.Diana hated Paps and she's loving it.She's making friends with enemies.If I'm a pap,I'd love her 2.She makes me feel so leveled up.I'd do anything for her.I'd be her entourage.I'd go to McDonald's Driv-Tru to buy happy meals for her.I'd buy Starbucks for her 2.I'd fill her car 4 her 2.She could ask me to do her laundry. She could ask me to water her garden.I made a career out of stalking her and she still see no devil in me.How can't you not love her 4 that?This woman has a heart as golden as gold.If I'm a pap,I'd stalk Brit only.I'm not only making $200,000 a year off her back but could fancing marrying her so-so-rich as$ and become a golddigger instead.Damn,Hollywood so should make this pap-love a romcom.
Friday, 28 December 2007
Man, 28, dies with a massive hard-on after marathon lap dance session at strip club
Lesson learned:Handle pussy with care, it could be deadly to your pumping heart.
Monday, 24 December 2007
Lindsay Lohan's unhinged sex life
TROUBLED Hollywood star Lindsay Lohan has traded her dangerous DRUGS habit for a manic addiction to SEX, the lover she picked up in rehab has revealed.
Speaking for the first time of their fling, snowboard daredevil Riley Giles told how the wild-child actress craved marathon nights of lust as she broke off her lethal love affair with drink and cocaine.
In an exclusive interview he said: "Lindsay's definitely a nymphomaniac. She's wild in bed. We'd have sex a couple of times in the day and then go to it through the night.
"We once did it four times in a row straight. That was crazy. Lindsay was insatiable. She'd demand sex again and again. We'd go at it for hours. She'd have worn out most guys."
Potent
Extreme sports professional Riley, 24, met 21-year-old Lindsay while they were both having treatment for hard drug addiction at the Cirque Lodge centre in Utah.
The film star slipped the ski-slope hunk a secret note asking for his mobile phone number. Riley couldn't resist and Lindsay was calling him up right away.
"From that moment it was on," he recalled as he described their first snatched passionate kiss in a corridor, strictly against the rules. "The chemistry between us was so strong we couldn't help ourselves.
But once they left the Cirque Lodge— after 60 days on the programme—they moved into a romantic log cabin in the nearby mountains They locked themselves in and were at it like rabbits.
Riley revealed how Lindsay used orgasm after orgasm as a potent substitute for the huge chemical hits she was used to while partying.
He explained: "When you orgasm, your endorphins shoot up and it becomes a massive natural high. If you have an addictive personality like Lindsay you need that to replace the highs you got from taking drugs all the time. Sex became a key part of her recovery.
"And we didn't get out of bed for days. It was the perfect place—roaring fires with amazing views over the Sundance ski resort.
"The first time we had sex I couldn't believe I was looking down at Lindsay Lohan naked. We'd barely gotten through the door when we just ripped each other's clothes off.
"Lindsay is so hot. She has a great body. Her backside is fantastic, perfect, all plump and round.
"She has great curves but her belly is nice and flat and toned. We couldn't get enough of each other."
And Riley insisted the connection between the pair wasn't just physical.
"Lindsay would tell me she loved me and I'd say that to her, too," he said. "And I don't say that to a lot of girls.
"She told me she'd only ever had three serious boyfriends—and I'm one of them. We even planned on getting a house and living together out here in Utah. We were together every day for a month and after that I could tell she really loved me a lot by the way she cried and cried when we had to say goodbye at the airport."
But Riley revealed their relationship changed when Mean Girls star Lindsay got back to Los Angeles to pick up her career. And he confessed he is terrified she might return to her bad old ways.
Friday, 21 December 2007
Alex Ferguson doesn't mind Manchester United Players shag it like porn stars
Here is Manchester United Kingpin Alex Ferguson getting aggressively defensive while some attention-seeking reporter asks him about his opinion on this:
"no, nothing. why would I want to say anything about this. You just want to sell newspaper. Why I'm here to help? I've been dealing with this for 21 years. I don’t need to be guided or instructed by anyone. I'm the oldest pimp in this business. So don't try to be a smart ass on me.We will carry on the way we have always done. Play some games, have some blondes. Mind your own business, don't stick your nose into our internal matters."
Privately Alex has some best selection of his star player's sex tape over the years for his personal enlightment. Shy away from the cameras in the pre-match press conference, Alex has put a smile up his chin for the playful event.
Source:The Sun UK.Vivid imagination and masturbation apply.
Wednesday, 19 December 2007
"Fresh Prince" dancing dweeb Alfonso Ribeiro shags it like a porn star
Megan Fox Topless in Rolling Stone Japan
Karolina Kurkova’s Thonged Ass Victoria's Secret Photoshoot
I guess the real moving thing about these pictures is the fact that American Freedom has allowed a poor eastern European girl break free from the iron fist of communism and avoid a life working the sex trade or being human trafficked to rich westerners. She still has to get half naked, but she gets paid really well for it and only has to fuck for money if she really wants too, and that Freedom is the main reason for the War in Iraq and when a war killing innocent people all seems worth it, when hot thonged asses are just some of the perks. Support our troops.
Thursday, 13 December 2007
Aisleyne goes dippy on sunshine break
Just when I thought I forgot who the hell is a bitch named Aisleyne whovever this mammal is from Big Brother UK,Oh, my god, this juicy baby squeezes her way right back into my horny sweaty balls. Look at her holiday picture above:Baby, I wanna shag you long long time. You're gonna be my daily dairy product supply for a long long time and I'll never complain about too much of these!
Tuesday, 4 December 2007
Lily Allen's topless holiday pics
Life's a beach for gobby Lily
THIS amazing topless picture says more about pop loudmouth Lily Allen than she ever could.
Never mind Smile...it's enough to make her male fans chortle with glee as we show her sizzling on the beach.
The gobby singer shed 19lb in six weeks after being diagnosed with a heart murmur. And boy, can you see the sensational results.
Outspoken Lily, 22, is famous for her bitchy comments and once branded Madonna "overrated". She said: "I'm gobby, I always have been." But the chart-topper revealed: "A lot of that stuff I said was because I didn't feel confident.
"I felt like, ‘Oh God, I'm short, fat, ugly...and I hate all these people who flaunt their beauty'.
"But I feel great at the moment. I actually don't have one bad thing to say about anything." That is, apart from herself. She admitted: "Ever since a kid I've felt like I'm possibly the uncoolest, naffest person ever to walk the earth."
Lily, whose dad is actor Keith Allen, added: "I grew up in my father's shadow. I wanted to be Lily Allen, not just Keith's daughter."
With a new album and TV show due out and pictures like these, we reckon you're blooming lovely, Lily.
Monday, 3 December 2007
Topless Kate Moss has brief encounter with a new man
Topless Kate Moss has brief encounter with a new man
BY the look on her face, topless Kate Moss reckons her cossie is a bit pants for a holiday with a new male pal.
In fact she seemed more granny than supermodel as she sunbathed with a FLANNEL on her bonce.
Kate, 33, was snapped in Mexico withthe muscly hunk while rocker boyfriend Jamie Hince worked on The Kills' new album in Britain. At one point her mystery man, in just trunks, draped himself over her near-naked body as she chatted on her mobile.
It's the second time in three months that Kate, who dumped Pete Doherty earlier this year, has jetted to the sun without Jamie.
Mayhem
This time she was staying in a £450-a-night suite at the plush Esencia Hotel in Cancun, on a break from a TopShop photoshoot.
A pal said: "Jamie is very quiet and prefers walks in the country to beach fun. Kate is over Pete but she misses the mayhem that went with him."
Only last week Jamie got upset when Pete asked Kate to go on stage with his band Babyshambles. She ended up refusing. Now it looks like he's got yet another rival for her affections.
One holidaymaker who spotted her with the muscleman said: "They were very playful and touchy-feely and seemed to be having a lot of fun."
Gold Digger Heather Mills's officially a porn star
Ok, here you go: NOTW has attained the pictures of Gold Digging one-legger Heather Mills's scandalous hardcore porn past.
Sorry we can't show you the vagina bit since we still try to be family friendly here.
I have always known this bitch's pretentious and hypocritical. A month ago, the knobhead bitch went on GMTV to rant hysterically that the media's accusation of her shady porn past is false and unfounded. She suggested that she is a victim of a hate crime. You should see the bitch went on crying those crocodile tears on the national tv.
Put it simply as that:Bitch was a hooker but she has no guts to face the truth.
This deep denial is hardly entertaining: what's the big deal? You just rent your pussy out on various temporary contracts. Hole's gonna make a living, I'm not gonna blame you on that.
Hayden Panetierre almost naked in Vogue
Anyway, any horny young man will need this while practising the accuracy of their 6 inches hand-gun: Hayden Panetierre's almost naked photos for Vogue. It's not that naked as we want it to be but so far these are the the most revealing pics of our favorite cheerleader.
Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are officially dating!
Ok, I admit I would die trying to tap Jessica's fine ass, but the bitch just carry on ignoring me and shagging all those fuckers just trying to shag her for the sake of shagging her. Brother got real lover for you, baby. Ok, let me sing my thoughts out here:
Baby I just don't get it
Do you enjoy being hurt?
I know you smelled the perfume, the make-up on his shirt
You don't believe his stories
You know that they're all lies
Bad as you are, you stick around and I just don't know why
If I was ya man (baby you)
Never worry bout (what I do)
I'd be coming home (shag you day and night)
Every night, doin' you right
You're the type of woman (deserves good thangs)
Fistful of diamonds (hand full of rings)
Baby you're a star (I just want to shag you, you are)
[Chorus:]
You should let me shag you
Let me be the one to give you everything your hole want and need
Baby good love and position
Make me your selection
Show you the way sex's supposed to be
Baby you should let me shag you, shag you, shag you
Tuesday, 16 October 2007
Jose Mourinho's secret two year affair
CHELSEA soccer hero Jose Mourinho lived with a stunning blonde mistress behind his wife’s back for two years, The Sun can reveal.
The ex-Blues boss, 44, called Elsa Sousa his “Princess”, showered her with gifts and told her she was his one true love.
The 34-year-old even shared a flat with “The Special One”. Players at top Portuguese side FC Porto thought she was coach Jose’s wife — until the real Mrs Mourinho turned up.
Hunk Mourinho lived up to his nickname The Special One as he and his mistress made love for hours — to the music of rock star Sting.
The romps took place during a two-year affair with beautiful Elsa.
A pal of 34-year-old Elsa said: “They did very saucy things together. Mourinho is a very sexual man. He particularly likes making love to Sting.”
The former Chelsea boss, whose shock exit last month stunned fans, called Elsa his “Princess” and showered her with gifts — and even let her decide which club he should work for.
Kissing
But his wife Matilde, whom he married in 1989, had no idea he was leading a double life.
Mourinho, 44, met blonde Elsa while coaching small-town team Leiria in his native Portugal.
He took her with him to FC Porto, his first big job — where the pair lived for eight months in a flat arranged by the club.
Mourinho even introduced her as his wife to players and agents.
'Princess' .... Elsa was thought to be Jose's wife
He went to coach in Leiria, 90 miles north of Lisbon, in 2001. Matilde stayed in their home town of Setabul with their daughter, also called Matilde and now 11, and son Jose Junior, seven.
But within months Mourinho had launched a full-blown affair with Elsa. He asked her to dinner in 2001 after popping into the small fashion store she owned.
He told her she was “the most beautiful girl he had ever met”, and that he had moved to the town and did not know many people.
Within weeks, she was telling people Mourinho was “the one”.
He sent Elsa love letters and was frequently seen kissing her in public, dining her, and schmoozing her with “baby-talk”. He even whisked her away for a steamy holiday in Monaco.
When The Sun put the relationship to Elsa in Leiria, she said: “Yes, yes, it’s all true.” She then met us again with Luzia Palmas, a former Benfica lawyer and colleague of Mourinho for four years.
Luzia said: “He treated Elsa badly by promising her they would be together properly.
Unaware ... Jose and Matilde
“Mourinho conducted the relationship in front of everyone’s noses. In Leiria and in Porto, football colleagues all thought Elsa was his wife. He lived with her.”
A close friend in Leiria said: “In October 2001, I was in a bar waiting for Elsa and she turned up with the coach of Uniao de Leiria — Jose Mourinho.
“He spent the evening holding hands and kissing Elsa.
“When I later asked Elsa about it she told me that she was in love with him and had fallen head over heels at first sight.
“She looked up from the cash register and into the eyes of the most beautiful man she had ever seen. She had been seeing him for months in secret but they had decided to come out as a couple. Elsa said he reminded her of James Bond — the Pierce Brosnan one. Elsa also told us all how he was a fantastic lover.
“She told me they spent hours making love all night and he was so smooth and gentle.
Colourful
“Elsa said he loved making love to soft rock music like Bryan Adams and Sting.”
Elsa started attending matches with Mourinho, as his wife.
Under Mourinho’s direction the unfashionable mid-table team achieved their highest-ever league position, finishing in fifth place.
As a result the colourful coach caught the eye of footie bigwigs throughout the country. In January 2002 he moved to Porto having rejected Benfica — and Elsa went with him. Mourinho introduced her to all the football agents and players as his partner.
She attended many games and used to sit with Carolina Salgado, then the long-term partner of Porto president Pinto da Costa.
At first she stayed with Mourinho in the five-star Hotel Tivoli — but football agents for the club allegedly wanted the pair to live somewhere more private and found them a home.
Many people, including Porto fans, saw the couple openly kissing and holding hands.
One fan said yesterday: “In April 2002 I was meeting a friend in the D. Manuel restaurant and I was surprised to see Jose Mourinho at the table next to ours with a lady I thought was his wife. Mourinho was a very well-known man in Portugal. I couldn’t take my eyes off their table.
Love nest ... Porto's Tivoli hotel
“He kissed the girl on the lips intimately and started stroking her arm romantically.
“They were talking to each other in baby talk, which I found hilarious because Mourinho does not seem the type to be like that.
“She called him ‘Zezinho’, a way of saying ‘My little boy Mourinho’. He laughed and called her ‘My Princess’.
“Another couple with them called her Elsa Sousa.
“A few days later I learned that the woman I had seen with Mourinho was his mistress he brought from Leiria when he came to Porto and was not his true wife.
“I saw Mourinho and Elsa driving several times around Porto in a black Mercedes.” Another fan said: “In February 2002, a few days before a Porto game, I went to dinner with my son at the restaurant in the Hotel Tivoli.
“A couple were on their own at the table next to us. The man was kissing the girl on the lips while stroking her hair. She responded by making some little moans. They left the restaurant arm in arm.
Laughing
“It wouldn’t be anything out of the ordinary if it hadn’t been that the man was the coach of FC Porto, Jose Mourinho.
“A waiter told me they were living at the Hotel Tivoli together.
“The waiter said the woman wasn’t Mourinho’s true wife but a friend called Elsa.”
A third Porto fan told how he saw the couple kissing in the black Merc in April 2002.
He said: “I believed Mourinho was a reserved person. I went to say hello and knocked on the window. Mourinho didn’t look at me but he said hello and told the girl to do the same.
“He was laughing while he was doing this. He said in a baby voice, “Little Elsa, say goodnight to that man, my little Princess’.
“I found out that this lady wasn’t his wife. It became common knowledge that the true wife was in Setabul and Elsa had a clothes store in Leiria where they met.”
After they moved into a flat together in Porto, Elsa lived with Mourinho for eight months.
Blue heaven ... Jose wins league
But in late 2002, his wife Matilde — also known as Tami — dropped the bombshell that she was moving to Porto, as the children were suffering from being away from their father.
Mourinho was forced to move Elsa out and be a family man again. But before Matilde arrived he took Elsa to Monaco — where he showered her with gifts and they made love all day.
He begged her to continue their relationship — offering to buy her a house so they could continue their affair in secret.
But her pal said: “Elsa announced she couldn’t cope with being the other woman. She told us, ‘I want a whole man, not a half. I can’t live like that’.”
Mourinho carried on seeing Elsa into 2003 — even after his wife and family moved to Porto. The pal said: “Elsa then moved back to Leiria. She was devastated.
“Everyone in town knew Elsa as Mourinho’s mistress.”
Elsa told pals she last spent the night with Mourinho at the end of 2003. He joined Chelsea in 2004.
After moving back to Leiria she fell on hard times and now works as a shop-assistant in a clothes store. But Elsa plans to cash in on the relationship and has written a bombshell book which she is touting to publishers.
Details of Mourinho’s affair with Elsa are also the subject of a Portuguese court inquiry — after they were left out of another book by Carolina Salgado, with whom she used to sit at Porto games.
The pages referring to Mourinho are available to journalists — and confirm he and Elsa were lovers.
Dealing with his move to Porto, it says he had a pre-contract deal with the club — but also had an agreement with Benfica. It goes on: “Having to choose one of the great rivals, he put the decision in the hands of Elsa, asking her where she would like to live.
“Being a fan of Porto, she chose to live there, and resolved the problem. Mourinho turned FC Porto into the club it is today.”