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I Want To Meet A Woman With Three Boobs

Three Boobs Are Better Than Two Aren't They?

(The three boobed woman from Total Recall may have spoiled us for all women.)

Ever since the release of the movie Total Recall in 1990, I have fantasized about women with three breasts.

You see, in this off-world Arnold Schwarzenegger action movie, there was this beautiful Martian mutant (I forget her name) who worked as a topless waitress or hooker in a contaminated Martian colony pub. And the great thing about this revamped vamp, was that she had three beautiful bosoms.

Yes, I realize that this thrice-blessed babe was only make-believe and her boobies were made out of latex or paper machier or whatever, but from the first time I saw that delicious deviant, I knew that I wanted to meet a triple-titted girl.

Now I'm not talking about females with "superfluous nipples"--that's just not the same. And I'm not referring to the "two in the front, one in the back" idea. As much fun as it would be when you're slow dancing, it doesn't fit in with any of my flesh-filled fantasies.

No, I'm looking for the triple rack. Three across the bow. Trip nips. I want them lined up like soft squishy soldiers, ready for some bouncy action. I want the chance to fondle a boob in my left hand, another in my right hand, and still have a boob left over for suckling. Imagine the faceful of fun you can have with that extra knocker.

"Because only a woman with three boobs is worth more than a brewsky." - Bacardi

(Good things can come in threes...like boobs.)

So why aren't there any babes out there with an extra fun cushion? Why aren't horny scientists developing new forms of advanced breast technologies?

The last time I checked, thousands of women were getting breast implants every day. So why can't some of those women opt for a third hooter? If you're going to pay for the enhancements, why not go all the way and select the multiple mammary option? I bet somewhere, a plastic surgeon must have have a "buy two get one free" special. It doesn't matter if they're fake, that's not the point. It's the fact that you have a spare grapefruit to grope, a bonus blouse bunny to brush, an extra ta-ta to tweak.

I don't need excuses like the unavailability of three-cupped bras or double-cleavaged low-cut tops. The garment industry can always catch up.

All I want is a woman with three-of-a-kind so that I can satisfy a perfectly reasonable wet dream. It's just one extra dumpling. Two on base and one at the plate.

I think that Total Recall created a woman that even a top porn star would find it hard to compete against. Did this movie spoil us for all women, or did director Paul Verhoeven have a true vision of mutated women in the future? Will we never again be satisfied with mere two-breasted women?

Now I might just be a boob for saying this, but my logic will always be that if two are good, then three must be better! Just ask any man...who likes boobs...in threes.

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Jermain Defoe likes to bed mistress with 36GG bra on his head

Rat it for SEVEN years

Dani's man likes to bed mistress with 36GG bra on his head

By Carole Aye Maung & Ryan Sabey

SPURS ace Jermain Defoe rolls off the busty mistress he has kept secret for an astonishing SEVEN YEARS... and plants the cups of her giant 36GG bra on his head.

Watch video interview: Defoe wore my bra on his head

Then the grinning little England striker hops off the bed and does a NAKED HANDSTAND against the wall in a bizarre ritual to get himself ready for another frenzied romp with zeppelin-chested Stephanie Moule.

Welcome to 25-year-old Jermain's very secret world—DEFFO the wierdest and wackiest we've uncovered of any cheating footballer in Britain.

For we can reveal the slippery Tottenham star has been playing a one-two with 25-year-old single mum Stephanie while weaving his way through relationships with THREE beauties—David Beckham's sister Joanne, ex-fiancée Charlotte Mears and his current girlfriend, pin-up Danielle Lloyd.

Stephanie even keeps abreast of his normal publicised rat-like behaviour —such as last week when he was caught out on the town with a mystery brunette only to make it up with 24-year-old Danielle later.

Defoe sneaks off to see his ultra-top secret mistress for extra press-ups before training—phoning ahead to make sure she's wearing HIGH HEELS and NO KNICKERS when he arrives.

And he's been getting away with it since 2001 because she lives in a little flat near the ground.

The player even treats Stephanie's two-year-old son Kye like his own child—playing with the youngster who calls him Main.

But now Kye's buxom mum has had enough of living in a world even Footballer's Wives scriptwriters would reject as too bizarre.

"For all these years I've clung to a belief that we might be together one day—but all he wants me for is sex," sighs Stephanie.

"He's obsessed with my 36GG boobs. He loves it that he can fit his head into one of my bra cups—and he's happy just sitting there in my bedroom like that, with my bra on his head.

"Immediately after he climaxes he wants to go again. So he does naked handstands up against the wall because he believes it helps speed things up.

"He's continued to meet up with me for sex despite being engaged to David Beckham's sister and then Charlotte Mears. And it's been no different since he's been with Danielle Lloyd.

"He's always told me that, really, he can't stand skinny girls or model types." Stephanie reveals how Defoe cheated on Danielle with her just a WEEK after he started dating the blonde model On October 27 last year.

She says: "When he dumped his fiancée Charlotte and moved onto Danielle I was so shocked and hurt I burst into tears. I always held out hope you see.

"I don't like to read stories about Jermain because it upsets me to know what he's doing with somebody else.

SCORING AWAY: For seven years

"I didn't know he even knew Danielle. I thought, There's no way I can compete with her."

Dirty

But Stephanie was wrong. The £9 million rated striker was back for fireworks with her on November 5.

She got a text from him after he finished at Tottenham's training ground 20 minutes' drive away in Chigwell, east London. It read: "Put that white skirt on im here b ready."

Stephanie says: "He was always sending me dirty texts. But normally, when he starts seeing someone new, I don't hear from him for months—although he always turns up on my doorstep in the end. He usually comes round at about 2pm and stays up to three hours. But he never stays the night.

"Jermain always likes me to be ready and waiting for him in heels, a skirt and no panties. He likes me to keep the skirt on as we do it.

"When he arrived, he clearly wasn't thinking about Danielle. He never mentioned her once.

BIG SECRET: Stephanie

"Instead, he played with my son for a while. Kye was so excited to see him, calling out ‘'Main, ‘Main'. Once Jermain had worn him out and Kye had gone to sleep, he pulled me close to him and said, ‘I want to trouble you'.

"That's the word he always uses when he means he wants sex. "He pulled me into my bedroom and we did it on a deflated airbed.

"As usual, Jermain wanted it with me on top, but facing away from him. That's how he always likes sex. It was fast and furious and over with in minutes. He's OK at it. Pretty average.

"But I was more surprised when a couple of days after that, Jermain turned up on my doorstep again for sex. I asked him about Danielle but he just laughed and told me: ‘Oh that's nothing to worry about'."

Cheek

On January 15 he turned up after Spurs'1-0 win away at Reading in the FA Cup. "It was a strange night. First he had a go at me when he spotted I had a picture of Russell Brand as my mobile screensaver.

"When I told him I thought he was sexy, Jermain said, ‘I don't know what's wrong with you. He only goes after girls for one thing.' The cheek of it coming from him!

FORGIVEN: By Danielle last week

"Then he started repeating, ‘I really need to have sex'. He asked if I had any condoms and I went into the bathroom to get them. But he said they were the wrong sort.

"Then his phone started ringing and he suddenly said, ‘I've got to go and get some condoms. I'll definitely be back because I need to have sex.

"But he didn't come back—I think whoever was calling him gave him too much of a hard time."

"Three days later he walked in saying, ‘I told you I'd be back.' Funnily enough he went and got the condoms he said he didn't like, jumped on me quickly then looked at his watch when it was over saying, ‘I'd better go—I'll be late for training'."

Throughout their seven-year affair, £25,000-a-week Defoe has taken her out once—to the cinema. Earlier this month, he bought Danielle a £20k diamond-encrusted Cartier watch. "I've never even had a birthday card from him," says Stephanie.

"Now I feel like I've wasted seven years of my life waiting for him."

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Hot young pussy

My buddies had a block party last summer, kind of a pre-poker run party to kick off the four day holiday weekend. We had a hell of a crowd and lots of alcohol.


The party was a blast and I had more than my fair share of booze and weed. I was sitting on the deck when I saw Lisa walk by. Lisa, is my buddy Gil's 21 year old daughter. She saw me sitting by myself and came over to me.


"T-dog, what the hell are you doing all by yourself?" she said lighting up a cigarette.


"Just chillin' babe." I said in a mellow tone.


"Shit!" she said blowing out smoke. "You're probably so fucked up you can't move."


"Yeah, that too." I said laughing.


She walked away and I enjoyed the view as her flimsy skirt showed off her long thin legs, and her tight ass. She wasn't a little girl anymore. She was a very sexy young lady with a hot body. Her thin, low cut, halter top clearly announced her braless titties were enjoying the night air as her nipples stood proudly at attention.


As the night went on I got up and partied some more with my buddies and we got a poker game going. Lisa came over and Gil said, "Come here baby girl." as he patted his lap for her to sit on.


Lisa came over and sat on his lap. "You're never to old to sit on daddy's lap." He gave her a hug. "She's all I got guys, her momma bailed out us when she was just 3." We all knew the story, hell, we all helped him out when the bitch left. Gil was stoned and wasted so we let him have his moment.


Lisa kept flirting with me. She looked so fucking hot sitting on her daddy's lap. I had a fucking boner seeing her hard nipples and barely covered tit. (When Gil hugged her, her shirt got pulled off to one side uncovering her left tit almost to her nipple.)


She then kissed his cheek and went to get beers for us. By the third time she went to get beers, we weren't even playing cards anymore. We were bullshitting and smoking weed. "T-dog," she said flirting as she picked up the empties. "why don't you help me carry this shit?" I felt her smooth leg brush my arm. She gave me a 'I did that on purpose' smile. I grabbed some empties and followed her to the garage.


No one was in there but us. We threw away the bottles and she pressed her tits on my arm as I put the lid on the trash can. "You've been eye fucking me all night, dog." she said stepping back a few steps. "I'm sorry girl." I said knowing she was right. She pulled her halter open and let her plump titties pop out. She began to play with her nipples. "Like what you see?" she said holding them in her hands for me to admire. "Fuck yeah!" I said knowing my cock was making a lump in my jeans. "I'm not a little girl anymore, you know?" she said as she began to raise her skirt almost showing me her panties. "I've noticed." I said watching with a smile.


"I have always had a fantasy about fucking you, dog." she said laying on her dad's hawg massaging her tits.


"OK, let's not get carried away," I said knowing this was my buddy's daughter. "Cover your titties and let's get back to the party."


"T-dog," she said raising her skirt revealing no panties, just a shaved pussy and a tatoo of a playboy bunny. "let's play Harley and let me ride you."


I watched her as she pleasured herself for a few minutes. She got up and came to me. She traced my lips with her wet fingers. Her pussy smelled sweet and I couldn't help but sample the juices she offered. She began to rub my cock.


"Oh my, my," she said grasping it firmly. "just like Christmas!" She had my cock out in seconds and was grinding her pussy all over it. I could feel it rubbing her clit as it nestled between her lips like a hotdog on a bun. "OH YES!" she panted as she put my hands on her titties.


At this point, I didn't care who watched or who's kid she was. This girl was on fire for me! I hopped on the tailgate of her truck and she climbed on top of me. Before long we were totally naked in a 69 position. She gave me the best blow job of my life while I fingered her tight, wet, hole and tongued her swollen clit. Her tongue stud felt amazing gliding on my rock hard cock. She flooded my face with her pussy juices as she let out a sexy orgasmic moan.


"I want to ride your hawg, dog." she said hopping on my throbbing boner. She rode me hard as her titties bounced wildly.


"Sit up and lean back," I said "I give you a ride you'll never forget."


She did as I asked and I began to rub her clit with my thumb. She bounced up and down on my cock and pinched her nipples as she moaned non-stop. I put more pressure on her clit and rubbed faster. She rocked her body faster as I pushed my hips up to go deeper inside. "Oh God! Oh Yeah...right there...ohhh...ohhhh...ohhhh..OHHHH!" she slammed her pussy on me and then gushed her cunt juices everywhere. She slowed her pace a little and tried to pull my hand off of her pussy.


I rubbed even more and felt her start to 'build up' again. She came in no time and shoved her tits in my face. I sucked her nipples feeling my cock pulsing to the point of cumming. I grasped her ass and made her stop moving so I didn't cum inside her. Once the feeling stopped, I began to guide her up and down on me again. I grasped her ass again and held her firmly as I held my breath. My cock was throbbing so hard! The feeling passed again. She pressed her plump titties against my chest and started talking dirty in my ear.


"You know you want to cum inside me. I want feel your cock explode!" I almost shot a load from her slutty talking. "You know they call you dog for a reason...." she panted in my ear. "show me...you know you want to fuck my tight virgin asshole...just think how tight my ass will feel on your throbbing cock. I wanna feel your balls slapping my ass."


She got off of my cock and got on all fours. Her pussy was dripping wet. I licked up some of her cum and then slid my finger inside to get it nice and wet to grease up her tight little ass hole. She began to moan as I rubbed her tight hole. I slowly slid in my finger and began to prep her ass for my cock. She was cumming by the time I had two fingers inside her. I dipped my rod inside her wet pussy while I fingered ass. I pulled out my slippery cock and then pulled out my fingers. I slowly pressed my head on her hole. "Oh yeah....give me your cock." she moaned pushing herself onto my head. My head went in slowly and she began to moan like I was hurting her. "Sorry, girl." I said rubbing her hips. I gradually pushed in and out until she was able to take my cock with ease.


She was moaning and yelling for me to fuck her harder as my balls bounced off of her ass. I reached around and rubbed her clit while I fucked her heavenly ass. "Oh dog!" she moaned over and over. "That's it rub my pussy harder...harder...oh my God...give it to me." I felt my balls tighten up and I had no plans of stopping this load. "You ready for it?" I panted grasping her titties as I rammed my cock harder in her ass. I pinched her nipples while she screamed out loud, "give it to me dog, cum inside me...ohhh...oh yeah...give it to me now!"


With that, I shot my load inside her ass, still tugging her nipples. I made sure I emptied my rod completely before I pulled out. We collapsed on the truck bed and caught our breath.


"Damn, dog!" she said getting dressed.


"What?" I asked enjoying the fact that I just tapped into a hot young pussy.


"That was fucking awesome!" she said using a clean shop towel to wipe her pussy and ass hole.


"Not bad for an old guy, eh?" I said pulling on my pants.


"We should do this more often," she said fixing her hair. "I think you need a hot babe riding your hawg every now and then."


"What would your old man say?" I said watching her primp in the truck mirror.


"Hell, what he don't know won't hurt him." she said as she began to do a sexy dance around his cycle. She climbed all over it and posed like a model. She flopped her tits out again and began to finger herself for me to watch like an erie dejavu. "Don't I look good?" she said sliding her fingers around on her slit.


"Fuck yeah." I said feeling my cock come to life again.


"Fuck me here," she said wanting me to sit on the bike. "fuck me like you are riding the bike."


I thought about it for a second...this was a pretty fucking hot idea. I got my dick out again and climbed on the cycle. I slid my cock into her drenched pussy and fucked her while I sucked her nipples. I pulled out and shot my load on her belly. We cleaned up and went back outside to the party.


The next day, she rode with me on the poker run. What a wild time! I eventually told Gil about what happened and he said he knew. Apparently, he saw her coming on to me and figured she was old enough to make her choices in men. He even said he saw us fucking once when we thought we were alone in her bedroom. That hot little lady has been sharing my bed ever since. Ride to live....live to ride!

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Eat pussy like it's your lunch

What woman doesn’t love to be expertly eaten out? Oral sex done right can take your partner to new heights of pleasure, but done wrong it can be an ordeal for both of you. Munching rug should be no great mystery. These tips will introduce you to some of the basics of cunnilingus and help you go down like a pro. Don’t forget to come up for air!
1. What’s that smell?

While some folks prefer their poontang to be on the gamey side, for many people, fear of a funky odor or taste is the chief barrier to going down on a woman. All women do have a distinctive scent and flavor, and for some would-be cunning linguists, these may be an acquired taste. However, if your partner is clean and in good health, her taste and smell should not be unpleasant or overwhelming. If you have concerns about her hygiene, the most tactful approach is to suggest a shared shower or bath before sex. If after a good soaping, her pussy still smells like something crawled up it and died, or she has unusual discharge, she probably has an infection and should see a doctor.
2. Work your way up.

Take your time when you start to eat pussy. Get her warmed up with some basic foreplay—kissing, fondling, etc. It’s better to go down on a wet pussy than a dry one. Once she’s aroused, make your descent. Try kissing and tonguing her ankle or the sole of her foot. Then kiss and lick your way slowly up the inside of her leg (the back of the knee is a good erogenous zone, too). Tease her a bit more by kissing and tonguing her inner thighs. Blow some air lightly over her cooter. She’ll go nuts.

3. Get acquainted.

Once your face is up in her crotch, don’t dive straight for her panic button. Explore the whole area with your mouth. Gently probe with your tongue and locate her vagina and clit. Suck on her labia. Get your whole face messy.

4. Get busy.

Now you want to go to work on her clit. The key is to use your tongue and lips to suck and massage it gently. Don’t poke at it or press too hard. Go in circles, go up and down, flick back and forth lightly. There is no real “right” way to go down on a woman; just make it up as you go along and pay attention to what works. Vary your speed and pressure and see what she responds to. When you hit the right groove, you’ll probably know it because she’ll grab the back of your head and clamp her thighs around your ears like a vice. But to be on the safe side, ask her beforehand to let you know what she likes. Once you hit her hot spot, there’s no need to rush; just keep her engine revving. Feel free to explore some other techniques or positions before you take her over the top.

5. The ABCs.

This is perhaps the most common tip when you eat pussy: use your tongue to trace the letters of the alphabet on her clit. Some people swear by it. Personally, I don’t recommend it. I don’t think it’s a good technique. Also, it’s too much of a distraction, and if she catches you humming the Alphabet Song under your breath, you’re busted. You should be paying attention to her, not what comes after Q.

6. Use your hands.

You can create some wild sensations for her by stimulating her clit with both your fingers and your tongue simultaneously. Also, most women enjoy a finger or two in their cunt while being eaten out. Insert your fingers with your palm up, crook them slightly, and stroke toward you in a “come hither” motion to hit her G-spot. A finger up the ass will also drive her over the edge if she’s into anal play. (As always, to avoid infection, if you put something in her ass, make sure you don’t put it in her pussy afterward.)

7. Stick out your tongue.

You can also use your tongue to penetrate her—just make it rigid and plunge in. You can then tongue-fuck her by moving your tongue in and out, or by keeping it stationary and bobbing your whole head. For bonus points, try stimulating her clit with your nose while your tongue is inside her.

8. Let her ride.

Put a pillow or two under your neck and let her sit on your face. This gives you a nice view of her tits and gives her a degree of control over pressure and position. Let her grind her juices all over your mug.

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