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(Boys from brass-il ... lardy Latin met Ron in hotel)
IT’S the roughest match of the day - Wayne Rooney’s wrinkled Auld Slapper versus Ronaldo’s Brazilian brass.
And it’s hard to pick a winner in this clash of the tart ’uns.
Granny ... Tierney
Gran Patricia Tierney, 52, romped with Rooney in a Liverpool brothel when he was a teenager.
She wore a zip-up PVC catsuit for the 2004 encounter.
Rival Gabriela De Freitas is half her age at 25 - but you might need that many pints to blur her rough edges.
Grotty ... Gabriela
The smoker sports an attractive nicotine patch on the inside of her left arm and her butterfly tattoos would make many a punter take flight.
Let’s just hope Ron asked for change from his £400.
